| DEAR GERTRUDE,
I AM IN RECEIPT OF YOUR MAIL. I UNDERSTAND YOUR
SITUATION. BUT IT IS STILL IMPORTANT THAT WE DISCUSS.
NEVERTHELESS, WE WILL NEED TO START ALL THE NECESSARY
DOCUMENTATION. SO YOU SHOULD SEND ME THE REQUESTED INFORMATION.
MEANWHILE, MY CLIENT HAS DECIDED TO COMPENSATE YOU WITH 20% OF THE
TOTAL SUM FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE. PLEASE, LET ME KNOW YOUR REACTION
IMMEDIATELY. YOU CAN ALSO FURNISH ME WITH YOUR PHONE
NUMBER SO I CAN CALL YOU.
REGARDS,
ABBAS.
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Dearest Abas Musa,
Today my grandson Kody came to see me, he's
as cute as a little button. I like to pinch his chubby little cheeks
and bottom, he's a bit hefty for a 5 year old. He says I stink like
mothballs and dirty diapers... Yuck!
I don't watch the markets anymore on the television,
or "the boob tube" as I like to call it, my portfolio
of stocks, bonds, gold, and concentrated frozen orange juice is
up one minute and down the next. This seems like a solid investment,
but I know from my retirement games of peaknuckle, ginrummy, and
spin the bottle, that 20% seems kind of low. I would like 52.7%,
that's the total age of all my grandkid's ages in dog years. It's
a pretty number.
You spoke of getting to know me better, so I'm attaching
my photo.
Cordially,
Gertrude P Smith.
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