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Letter #6   Gertrude P Smith  
3.5.2003   Note: I actually have no idea who wrote him.... hahah Gerthrude.  

Victim letter is on the left, my letter is on the right.



Gerthrude,

Do you by anyway know anyone by the name "Joe Smith".
He wrote to me yesterday and said "I am watching you".
Please, I do not want anybody to put me or my client
in trouble. May be someone somewhere has access to
your email. I would rather suggest you create a new
email for our transaction, and it must be one which
only you have access to.

Awaiting your response as I am disturbed at the
moment.

Abbas.

My Dearest Abbas,

I also received a letter from this mysterious "Joe Smith", he told me he wanted half of my 20%. I do not know this young whipper snapper, and I do not want to give him any part of my money. Maybe I can pay him off with a few boxes of Peanut Brittle, some brillo pads, and 5 minutes alone in the closet with me, anything goes! Please consult with your client, we will need to raise my share to the original 52.7% I requested to cover these expenses.

I'm not sure if anyone has access to this email, I thought you said this was confidential. The very idea that someone could be reading my private words at this very second to such a wonderful man like yourself utterly terrifies me. How is this possible?

Today I had Stanley the janitor hook up a system of cans and strings to make sure my telephone line is secure. After that, Edna vomited and he put some sawdust on it. Peee-Yew!

However in light of these new developments, we must continue on with this transaction, no matter what Joe or Carl say. From now on we should use a password that changes daily to identify ourselves. If you don't write this password I will know it is not you.

The new password is:

TIPPY TOE

Thinking of you,

Gertrude P Smith