Gerthrude,
Do you by anyway know anyone by the name "Joe Smith".
He wrote to me yesterday and said "I am watching you".
Please, I do not want anybody to put me or my client
in trouble. May be someone somewhere has access to
your email. I would rather suggest you create a new
email for our transaction, and it must be one which
only you have access to.
Awaiting your response as I am disturbed at the
moment.
Abbas.
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My Dearest Abbas,
I also received a letter from this mysterious "Joe Smith",
he told me he wanted half of my 20%. I do not know this young whipper
snapper, and I do not want to give him any part of my money. Maybe
I can pay him off with a few boxes of Peanut Brittle, some brillo
pads, and 5 minutes alone in the closet with me, anything goes!
Please consult with your client, we will need to raise my share
to the original 52.7% I requested to cover these expenses.
I'm not sure if anyone has access to this email, I thought you
said this was confidential. The very idea that someone could be
reading my private words at this very second to such a wonderful
man like yourself utterly terrifies me. How is this possible?
Today I had Stanley the janitor hook up a system of cans and strings
to make sure my telephone line is secure. After that, Edna vomited
and he put some sawdust on it. Peee-Yew!
However in light of these new developments, we must continue on
with this transaction, no matter what Joe or Carl say. From now
on we should use a password that changes daily to identify ourselves.
If you don't write this password I will know it is not you.
The new password is:
TIPPY TOE
Thinking of you,
Gertrude P Smith
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