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Letter #1   Captain George Blackbeard - S.S. Valdez Pirate Ship Captain  
7.25.2003   Note: Dike is a Canbin boy.  

Victim letter is on the left, my letter is on the right.



HI

I GOT YOUR CONTACT VIA MY PRIVATE SEARCHING FOR A PERSON WHO WILL ASSIST ME TO PROCURE A CHEMICAL THAT WILL USE TO CLEAN STAINED DOLLARS .I AM CANBIN-BOY WORKING WITH A SHIPING COMPANY IN TURKEY.I HAVE IN MY POSSESSION THE SUM OF FORTY MILLION GENUINE U.S DOLLARS, PHYSICAL CASH ,WHICH WAS STAINED WITH IRAQ NATIONAL LOGO ,THE STAIN IS LIDED WITH ANY CLEANING CHEMICAL

I INTERCEPT THE CONSIGNMENT IN A CONCEAL PLACE IN OUR SHIP IN TURKEY .I REPACKAGE THE CONSIGNMENT AND LIFTED IT OUT THROUGH OUR DIPLOMATIC CUSTOMS SERVICE

ALL I REQUIRE YOU TO DO IS TO ASSIST ME IN PROCURING THE CLEANING CHEMICAL THAT WILL USE TO REMOVE THE STAIN. THERE IS NO ANY LEGAL INFRINGEMENT ABOUT THIS MONEY ,BECAUSE THE CONSIGNMENT WAS ILLEGAL PUT IN OUR SHIP BY IRAQIS LOOTERS .YOUR SHARE IS ASSURED IF YOU ASSIST ME TO PROCURE THE CLEANING CHEMICAL

YOURS FAITHFULLY

DIKE DAVID

BUYUKDERE CADDESI NO.122
KAT 2-2-3
GAYRETTEPE 70300
ISTANBUL.

Yarrr Matey,

Tis Captain George here of the S.S. Valdez. I've
sailed the high seas with the help of Mr. Crackers...
me trusty parrot and spied me eye and got me hands
upon numerous booty in me life but never come across
such a deal as beautiful as 15 stranded mermaids upon
a tropical shore. I've also met many Dikes in my day,
but none as honorable and trustworthy as your seem to
be, I would like to help in the procurement of the
chemical you spoke about and can provide transport if
needed.

A yo ho ho & a bottle of rum
Captain George Blackbeard