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Letter #10

  Captain George Blackbeard - S.S. Valdez Pirate Ship Captain  
8.8.2003   Note: African Union.  

Victim letter is on the left, my letter is on the right.



captain
e-mail me the time you will send the money and where ,I planing to go back to turkey if i can get any money from my company ,becaues you have been hanging me up since. tell me the possition of things .weather to travel or not.thanks
Dike David,


Butch Dike,

Ayyyeye ya dirty scallywag, mi crew and eyee be at sea nowhere nears ya civilization if ye doth not count lady Atlantis. Eye be sendin ye check of mi meager pirate wages as well as ze crew's 401K money mixed with various booties and treasures from around ze flat world. Do not be travelin mate, tis dangerous, especially by boat because ze Evil Pirate Long Dong Silver and mi Arch Enemy Captain D shall be lookin for ya to find ze infamous Captain George buried treasure in ya olde parking lot of Red Lobster on FM 1960.

Here thar be ze check... tis all iiiii have.

Captain George