GEORGE
AMADIOHA AND ALAOWERRI ARE EXPECTING
YOU NAMDI CREW GI TO SWIN INTO UMUDIKE GREAT ISLAND ,YOU WILL
BE WELCOME ,BECAUSE GODS OF UMUDIKE IS FOR UDUDIRI TO ANY ONE THAT
COMES INTO UMUDIKE .SOME UMUDIKE LIVE ON THE MMERI WATHER IS
NOT
BECAUES OF THEY ARE POOR,IS HERITAGE TO THEM .THE YOUTHS OF UMUDIKE
TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD THROUG WATER AND COME BACK WITHOUT ANY
PROBLEM IS HERITAGE TO THEM.I AM TRAVELING TO TURKEY NEXT WEED
.YOUR CHECK AND OTHERS TRESURE WILL BE RECEVIDE BY AMADIOHA THE
HEAD OF OMMRIRI GODS IN UMUDIKE GREAT ISLAND .THE LITTEL BOY
IN PURTURE IS NOT DIKE .ALAOWERRI AND OTHERS ARE STILL WAITING
FOR
YOU AND YOUR TREASURE
FOR GINOSOM.
BEST REGARDS
DIKE DAVID
| Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
Avast ye landlubber Dike, ya son of a biscuit eater! Mi
& mi crew of sprogs & squiffys tis but 3047.3 fathoms times
key lime pi from ze magical land of Umudike.
Upon reaching ze tropical paradise, we shall engage
in glorious tickle fights with mi arch enemy Captain D and ze
Evil Pirate Longest Dongeth Silver, maroon mi vessel ye lady
SS Valdez arrghhh along wit ze Nina, ze Pinta,
and
ye Santa Maria. Then we doth drape ye bodies in squid & fish
guts, wrapeth mi hook, pegleg, upper torso, and face in duct
tape and
backstoke/backspin
ashore in ruffled pirate weiney bikinis to celebrate
with Amadioha
and
Alaowerri
by presenting
ze warriors
with our childlike manhoods while dirty pirate talkin' ze topless
locals.
Thar she blows! Yo-ho-ho!
Captain George.
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