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Letter #9

  Captain George Blackbeard - S.S. Valdez Pirate Ship Captain  
8.7.2003   Note: Alternate payment plans  

Victim letter is on the left, my letter is on the right.



Captain George,

You destabilize my Plans. I suppose to release the consignment three day ago. The easy way, you can send the money to me or to the custom office is by western union money transfer, Bank transfer, or you package the money as a parcel/catalogue book, send it to my home address No - 6 market lane, Umudike villa, Owerri Imo State, through DHL delivery service. I don't understand your Mr. Crackers delivery service.

Captain, if you are unable to ssist me for the releasement of the money (consignment). We can make arrangement/agreement, so that you can send the chemical to me. Whenever I succeeding in releasing the consignment and clan the money ,I will give you 3% of the money. Please don't hang me up on this deal, I hope on it.

Best regards

Dike David.


Rainbow Dike,

Eyyyyeee can be assistin yah mate, but I be dancing with lady Amphitrite out at sea aboard mi vessel the SS Valdez wit mi puffy shirt wearin crew. Arggg eyeee shall summon Mr. Crackers and tether ze secret map to ye buried treasure in Red Lobster parking lot to his cute lil bird beak, or put ze map & message in that thar old timey bottle and drop her portside, ye eye am also only 3 ornery fortnights sails away and although half massed, eyeeee can bring you ze money, as well as the give ya ze glorious sea sailor's pearl necklace.

Tis yours for choosin'

Captain George