Dear Father,

Please send the PASSWORD to this box, I am very sorry for my mistakes, I will never do it again in my life, beleive me Father. Remember I have taken you in as my own Father, please do not push me away.

Thanks,

Your Son.

Son,

How many damn freaking times I gots to send you that dadgum password? I sent it to your old email address 3 times now, ya hear. Now I'm getting concerned about security, global warming and the state of comquats in the blazing Arizona seashore.

The only person that can help you here is ole Doctor Ben, you know his info, if this is really my son you will know what to do.

Your Father,

Billy Bob