Dear Mr. Jones,

You see as a matter of fact, I am more serious than you because I have passed through many difficulties and sufferness, think this yourself if I am to be you, so when you talked to me as if I am not serious, it is very painful to me, please just consider me, my father was murdered in cold blood and our properties worth millions of dollars distroyed, I tell you I am in a very sad condition here because I missed my beloved father at a very young age and I do not know much about the business life, this is why I contacted you because I find it very difficult to take any attemp on my own plan because it can be a failure tomorrow, this is why I need someone that can help me direct me in the ways I can invest this money properly.

All that I needed from you is just to be honest, I am not asking you for money, because by the grace of God, my father has made enough money for me and I beleived that if I can come over to your country, I will be happy because the safety of this money and my investment will be safe enough there than here is Africa where wars and distructions are the talk of the days.

I am from pakistan, born and brought up in Zimbabwe but I tell you that the babaric acts the President Mugabe took on the white farmers has totally discouraged me to stay in any part of Africa because what we suffered there may also extend to other African countries in future, this is why I am seeking for your assistance, though I do not know you in person, I got your email address through the internet and after reading about you, I felt within me that you could have a better understanding to help me and may also have a sound and wide business knowledge to help me invest my money into a profitable business in your country.

I don't really know but I can tell you that my spirit accepted me to work together with you and if are really honest and will continue to be honest to me, I can work in pertnership with you since you have business knowledge.

Please I will like you to call me and if possible send me your own picture.

Please let me know what area you think that this money could be invested in your country that it will yield good profit.

Wiating to hear from you,

Regards,

Hameed.

Howdy Hameed,

I'm sorry to hear of your loss, I do reckon your pappy was a good man and would be proud of what an honest, respectable young feller you have become. You don't let this whoop ya boy, life is like a cow pasture. It's awful hard to get through it without stepping in some mess.

I think with yer investment, and my knowledge of the goat industry we could make a good team, even though you are a doggone yankee! I won't tell no one where you come from, you would probably fit right in here on my vast ranch estate.

I have thought of a few investment areas for you to consider.

1) You can join me on my lucrative Goat Ranch, become my partner... just me and you all the way, of course there's also Bud, Tyler, Gus, and Rodrigo.. but he don't speak no English.

2) Manufactured Homes, a must have where I'm from. When you move, you take it with you, if it breaks you leave it there.

Then I reckon you buy one of each of the following: 1 F350 Dually truck, 17 spotted horses, 2 pistols or "6 shooters as we call them", and a collection of rodeo belt buckles.

I have enclosed a picture of me and a picture of Mr. Bojangles, so you can get to know us better.

Texas Texas Yeeeeeeeeehaw,

Billy Bob Jones

Billy Bob Jones

Mr. Bojangles