Dear Sir,
Thanks for your mail. I would love to have the salt and pepper shakers only if I could get a place to invest the money I have here. If you are not in a position to assist me please indicate to me now so I can lookfor a convinient person. All I needed from you is just the information that will enable the bank get in touch with you.

Thanks,
Hassan

Hassan,

Have you contacted the bank? I haven't heard anything from them.

I assure you that I am very serious about this deal. We will corner the market with my salty good looks and boyish charm, combined with your brains and inner knowledge of the XXX bootleg workings of the industry.

In fact, I'm going to give you a second chance to send your photo so I can gaze into your beady little ojos del soul. It's a harmless, yet effective way to make an intergalactic decision such as this. I read it in a management book of mine, 7 habits of bureaucratic organizations.

I'll get this started. Here I am on the floor of one of my numerous factories talking to some expendible migrant workers. They are all smiling because they didn't know I was going to fire them the next day.. got to keep costs low.

Robert Jones about to fire factory workers.

Buy Buy Sell Sell.
Robert Jones