Hi,
I got your mail and I am now convinced beyond words that you are really nuts up in the head. I guess you are a black man trying to reap from where you did not sow.

Go see the pyscho doctor immediately

Hassan,

I do enjoy nuts, although I have not doubt concerning your undeniable quest for big salty ones. I'm just keeping it real, we have to stick together homie, it's a black thing. I will see the doctor if it helps put this deal together, but I'm wondering should I see Dr. Kruger, Dr. Vorhees, or Dr. Bates?

What's taking the bank so long? Instead of salt shakers how about I give you access to company stock? Sound good?

Robert Jones
CEO USA Salt Shakers