Dear Sir,
Thanks for your mail, I quite appreciate your quick response.It is my sincere wish that this war comes to an end so I can go back home as it is not easy living in another man's country (Saudi Arabia) and especially without enough financial power. As regards this business, before the commencement of the war, the governmnet of Iraq had awarded a US$30M contract to supply industrial salt for the oil industry to my company. They had also given instruction
to a London based financial institution to either pay directly into my account in Iraq or any other nominated beneficiary's bank account.
Based on the foregoing and the situation in the country, I would like you to forward to me the name of your company, business address
and telephone and fax numbers, this would enable meprepare an Invoice, Performance Bond Certificate and a Power of Attorney which I will send to the Finance house in London so they can in turnbegin the
process of remitting the money into your bank account.My boss Mr. Tariq Ahmad has promised to compensate you with 20% of the total sum and the other 80% will be for investment in your country
with your able advise.

Sir, I would like you to please respond as quickly as possible with the above required information so we can work very fast. I will like to read from you soonest.

Regards,
Hassan Shaibu

Dear Hassan,

The war has come to an end you silly goose, the USA
has triumphed once again! We have the number one
military which means we have the number one culture,
which is why people can't get enough of these quick draw
salt and pepper shakers to use filling our fat
American faces. Patriotism is at an all time high here,
it wouldn't surprise me if they started putting
McDonald's and Starbucks in your mosques.

I'm definitely interested in this deal. I will have my
good for nothing secretary send you the requested
info, as well as your free complimentary shakers.
However I'm also still very interested in the bootleg
industrial salt we spoke about. Is there anyway you
can send me a few samples?

Thanks
Robert Jones
CEO USA Salt Shakers