Dear mr High Priest,
Since I have a living God through Jesus Christ & His blood
his upun us Your tin gods can not do me enything
even though you have our picture your DEAD god is too small for
my God to handle.So if you are willing to help
indicate,else forget it and sever your small gods & Let my Big
God find another helper for us through Jesus
Christ our savour,Amen.
Mark & Ann
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Brother Mark,
Your words are truly inspirational, I can tell you are a man of
deep faith and high morals. Please do not let my Voodoo ways discourage
you, I only use them for GOOD and not BAD. I'm very strict about
this.
I do not disagree with you about the power of JC and the good book,
just sometimes I need extra power and that my friend is when I call
down the thunder from my shiny Tin Gods, my Porcelain god, and the
dreaded aluminum foil ball. It's like a turbo booster for your soul,
it's a real mind scrambler!
While meditating over my usual bath of chicken blood and eel farts
I had a vision of two siblings who had traveled from afar to take
me away from this horrible place. I feel you and Ann were sent to
me for a purpose and I'm willing to help in anyway possible.
Please send a photo of you & Ann so I can see if you two are
the same boy and girl seen in my paranoid peyote fueled trip to
the spirit world.
Ohhh numsheeby Ohhh numsheeby Gallimah
High Priest Jobu
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