Dear Priest Jobu,*

I am sorry to have written like that but all i know is that the blood of Jesus is upon us if you are willing to help
we may want you to call us any time & this is our number 0022507646934 and there after we will
send you our photos.

But please sent us your contacts as well.

May God bless you in Jesus Name.
Amen.

Mark & Ann.

Brother Mark & Sister Ann,

I understand your situation, which is why for the past 2 days I have been shaking my magic rattle, endlessly chanting random Huey Lewis lyrics while playing my neighbor's empty trash receptacle like a steel drum.

Please understand I am willing to help, I can use my powers for GOOD, however I cannot hear very well from my days as a roadie for Metallica...they turned it up to 11 and my ears just make an "ehhh ehhh" sound now. The only way I can listen on the phone is if I place the receiver on my rear and feel the vibrations from the numbers typed in reverse morse code.

Despite my hearing problems, the Lord has blessed me with strong vision which I would like to use to see if you and Ann are the Angels I have been dreaming about. Please send your blessed holy photos so I may confirm this.


High Priest Jobu