Dera high prince,

Thanks for you concern we do not need your help anymore we have seen another helper .

God bless you but you still have to embrace JESUS CHRIST as your lord and personal savour.

Thanks.

Mark & Ann.

Misguided Youth,

I apologize for the angry message earlier, sometimes the voices in my head tell me to do strange yet magically wonderful things. For instance, I translated your favorite passage from the good book to German, because Jobu the awesome GOD told me to. Archtung baby!

John 3:16 - German
Denn so hat Gott die Welt geliebt, daß er seinen eingeborenen Sohn gab, damit jeder, der an ihn glaubt, nicht verloren gehe, sondern ewiges Leben habe.

After turning on the LIGTH & worshiping my ROSTY gods with 15 bottles of WD-40 I realized that this sounded very familiar to another passage I once read in ye olde Voodoo Curse book from yesteryear.

Jefferson 04:18 - Sanskrit
The wretchedness of men equals the mercy of Adjassou-Linguetor times Pi R squared. AL x Pi r2

Adjassou-Linguetor is the loa of spring water. She has eyes that bulge out and a terrible temper. It is wise not to mess with this he/she bitch.


Please forgive me. I repent my sins.
High Priest Jobu