Dear Mr Lars,

I got the guarantee letter that you sent to me thanks alot for the understanding.Please i want you to send me your Fax and Phone nos so that i can send you some things which you will need for the business after i got your Fax nos i will give you the name of the security co
company which you will have to contact .Hope to hear from you soon and God bless.

Best Regards

Richard Wilford.

Dear Richardo,

The good news or "noticias muuy bonitos" in Mexican talk is that I fixed the broken fax machine... there is a cord thing you plug into the slot and it bleeps and bloops and a flashing green light comes on. I think you can fax me at the following zoo number:

253-423-5240

Use that number for any official business forms, however can you please attach a picture of the following items to help calm Mr. Banana’s nerves and prevent unwanted eyes (animal or human) from peeking at the steamy contents. Let me remind you, he gets very hostile and then the excrement starts flying in all directions. A picture of a clearcut rainforest, fleshy chimp on chimp erotica, or a photo of yourself to show him it's from a friendly face. It sure would help a lot.

Thanks
Lars