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Letter #4   Lars Hetfield - Kerville Zoo Keeper  
6.10.2003   Note: Stampy.  

Victim letter is on the left, my letter is on the right.



Thanks for the mail you send me,I will send you the contact details of the company before I do that, (1) I will like you to send your phone nos, (2) and fax me your international passport so that I know the person I am dealing with,moreover I will like to talk to you on phone that is why I ask you for the first place.Bye for now and hope to hear from you soon.

Best Regards.
Richard Wilford.



Ricardo,

This is kind of embarrassing, you see a few years ago while cleaning the elephant cage I slipped and fell on a large mound of stinky elephant dung which I had neglected to clean up, before I knew it, Stampy the cantankerous elephant playfully stomped my noggin, shoving boiling hot dung painfully into one ear until bursting of the inner eardrum, then applying pressure with his gargantuan hoof and shattering my other "good" ear while casually molesting me with his dirty trunk.

I eventually settled the lawsuit, which is where the majority of my wealth comes from. However, I don't hear very well which makes day-to-day operation over the telephone very difficult, as well as it being a hazard in my profession and I wouldn't want anyone to find out. I only tell you these things because I trust you.

I will find my international passport and send to you ASAP, however can you send me yours? I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

Thanks

Lars